i think my tv is drunk
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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