you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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