If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
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how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
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Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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