There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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