look no pants
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i just google imaged poop.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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