so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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