She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
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We have so much sex to catch up on
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
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I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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