we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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