She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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