her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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