She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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