New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
God, I missed his penis.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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