dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
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I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
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I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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