what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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