i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
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Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
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Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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