Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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