It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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