I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
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Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
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I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
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