i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Randomize
