thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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