I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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