were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Randomize
