I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
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her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
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Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
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