You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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