i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
this hospital has no fireball
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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