I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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