dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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