There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
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