The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
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