redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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