ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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