Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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