You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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