Best friends brother. Beat that.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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