so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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