I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
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