he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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