well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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