i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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