Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Randomize
