I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
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I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
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I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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