Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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