Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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