The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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