I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
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Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
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female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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