I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
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on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
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he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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