So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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