so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
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My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
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Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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