No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
please come you make the beer taste better
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A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
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I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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