It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
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Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
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Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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