that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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