I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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