So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I would fuck him just for his dog
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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