By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
You don't make any sense
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