What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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